Concrit post, HI
Dec. 14th, 2007 | 09:18 pm
mood:
bouncy
I'll probably be posting semi-regularly at
cfud_concrit, but here's the general concrit post for Heero.
Tell me how I'm doing with him, whether IC, OOC, or anything in between. IP-logging is off, screening is on and anonymous comments are a go.
:D
Tell me how I'm doing with him, whether IC, OOC, or anything in between. IP-logging is off, screening is on and anonymous comments are a go.
:D
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Belated Presents
Jan. 1st, 2007 | 12:04 pm
mood:
nervous
Heero's gifts are supposed to be ICly late, but uh, not quite as late as I got around to this post, so backdating to in and around New Year's. If you'd like to play any of these out, just leave a comment in this post? If not, assume Heero left it in a noticeable location for you. (aka. Bailey's would be left right outside her office, Bulma's by the door of her capsule house, etc.)
Duo: A lock pick kit, and a book of optical illusions.
Dee: A CD with a program Heero wrote to be a football tutorialmay or may not come with a side dish of porn courtesy of his computer
Tolle: A gun. You need one here.
Quatre: Uh, nooot sure if Duo's talked to you two about this, but the plan was an old violin for Quatre aaand...
Trowa: a flute for Trowa. From both of us.Like a married couple whut
Bulma: A CD with a program that imitates a basic Leo and Taurus suit OS codes. He figures you'll find it interesting, and trusts you enough that giving the most basic suits' codes are not a threat.
Bailey: Hi, Dr. Bailey. Heero got you this. Well, more like for your son, to remind him that his mommy is doing important things when she cannot be with him and so that he can have something else to keep him company. OR SOMETHING. You can give it to him when you get back? Yeah, uh, I don't know.
Duo: A lock pick kit, and a book of optical illusions.
Dee: A CD with a program Heero wrote to be a football tutorial
Tolle: A gun. You need one here.
Quatre: Uh, nooot sure if Duo's talked to you two about this, but the plan was an old violin for Quatre aaand...
Trowa: a flute for Trowa. From both of us.
Bulma: A CD with a program that imitates a basic Leo and Taurus suit OS codes. He figures you'll find it interesting, and trusts you enough that giving the most basic suits' codes are not a threat.
Bailey: Hi, Dr. Bailey. Heero got you this. Well, more like for your son, to remind him that his mommy is doing important things when she cannot be with him and so that he can have something else to keep him company. OR SOMETHING. You can give it to him when you get back? Yeah, uh, I don't know.
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Sheepity Sheep Sheep
Dec. 22nd, 2006 | 03:22 pm
Baa? And late at that. OH WELL.
FIVE THINGS MEME. Stolen from Ikkaku, etc etc. You know the drill, GO.
FIVE THINGS MEME. Stolen from Ikkaku, etc etc. You know the drill, GO.
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OOC stuff
Dec. 16th, 2006 | 04:36 pm
Me: Real LJ @
lusciniaecantus. I answer to Pandora or Pan, but mostly Heero concerning CFUD stuff.
I play: Heero Yuy.
Available on: Email is most reliable. My RP email is mokona[dot]manju[at]gmail[dot]com. If I’m on the computer, chances are I have Google Talk open and will get notifications near immediately. I’m occasionally on AIM under “black manju”, and if I’m Rping, I’ll be on IRC 90% of the time. Just ping or PM.
Timezone/Language: EST/ English, Mandarin, and a little bit of French and Latin. Not that the last one will affect anyone really. Woes.
The playing experience: Running posts intimidate me, I admit, and I suck at creativity with Heero. I’M WORKING ON IT THOUGH. I prefer to interact through commenting, so feel free to jump any of my threads anywhere. I may take a while to respond because I’m paranoid and I try to get Heero to say things that’re IC, but have the potential to also carry conversation. Sometimes (read: more than I care to admit) it takes a while. And sometimes, it’s just LJ being a bitch. Yuuuuup. And I am in the bad bad habit of dropping threads. Not because I dislike the conversation, but either because I uh, forgot about it, or because I really have nothing left for Heero to respond with. If you ever ever want to pick up a thread that I’ve dropped, please let me know and I’ll be more than happy to poke at Heero until he gives in. >Db
I usually try to check lots and lots before doing anything, but if I do anything that bothers you OOCly, please please tell me. I hate to make anyone uncomfortable, so let me know! Likewise, I am a concrit whore. Yes, I’ll be wounded, but if it’s legitimate, it’ll be a good wounding and I’ll like it. Promise.
Goals: Cut my response time down. Get Heero to interact more. Stop being shy and paranoid and just chill and have fun.
Betaing: If it’s for canons that I know, chances are if you ask, I’ll do it. I’m not the best beta, but I can look it over for things like spelling, flow, grammar, and general voice. If it’s not a canon I know, well, if you ask, I won’t say no, but I wouldn’t be able to help too much unless it’s just technical stuff like grammar and such. BUT ASK ANYWAYS &hearts
AU's: Ask? I haven’t done any to date. And if it’s porn, I probably won’t do it unless there’s a really really good reason or, y’know, I’m whim-ing. I whim a lot. |D
Pimping: Usually too lazy to do it. But I will if urges strike me to them. For any canon I know and love, actually, and I have actually yet to pimp Gundam Wing. I kinda fail.
Other: Mm, not much really. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask?
I play: Heero Yuy.
Available on: Email is most reliable. My RP email is mokona[dot]manju[at]gmail[dot]com. If I’m on the computer, chances are I have Google Talk open and will get notifications near immediately. I’m occasionally on AIM under “black manju”, and if I’m Rping, I’ll be on IRC 90% of the time. Just ping or PM.
Timezone/Language: EST/ English, Mandarin, and a little bit of French and Latin. Not that the last one will affect anyone really. Woes.
The playing experience: Running posts intimidate me, I admit, and I suck at creativity with Heero. I’M WORKING ON IT THOUGH. I prefer to interact through commenting, so feel free to jump any of my threads anywhere. I may take a while to respond because I’m paranoid and I try to get Heero to say things that’re IC, but have the potential to also carry conversation. Sometimes (read: more than I care to admit) it takes a while. And sometimes, it’s just LJ being a bitch. Yuuuuup. And I am in the bad bad habit of dropping threads. Not because I dislike the conversation, but either because I uh, forgot about it, or because I really have nothing left for Heero to respond with. If you ever ever want to pick up a thread that I’ve dropped, please let me know and I’ll be more than happy to poke at Heero until he gives in. >Db
I usually try to check lots and lots before doing anything, but if I do anything that bothers you OOCly, please please tell me. I hate to make anyone uncomfortable, so let me know! Likewise, I am a concrit whore. Yes, I’ll be wounded, but if it’s legitimate, it’ll be a good wounding and I’ll like it. Promise.
Goals: Cut my response time down. Get Heero to interact more. Stop being shy and paranoid and just chill and have fun.
Betaing: If it’s for canons that I know, chances are if you ask, I’ll do it. I’m not the best beta, but I can look it over for things like spelling, flow, grammar, and general voice. If it’s not a canon I know, well, if you ask, I won’t say no, but I wouldn’t be able to help too much unless it’s just technical stuff like grammar and such. BUT ASK ANYWAYS &hearts
AU's: Ask? I haven’t done any to date. And if it’s porn, I probably won’t do it unless there’s a really really good reason or, y’know, I’m whim-ing. I whim a lot. |D
Pimping: Usually too lazy to do it. But I will if urges strike me to them. For any canon I know and love, actually, and I have actually yet to pimp Gundam Wing. I kinda fail.
Other: Mm, not much really. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask?
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m-my poor pear tree ;o;
Dec. 14th, 2006 | 06:23 pm
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
zero_pilot sent to me...
Twelve
commander_bitchs drumming
Eleven
canned_als piping
Ten
normalearthboys a-leaping
Nine
notjustacars dancing
Eight
witty_and_gays a-milking
Seven
_preciousrose_s a-swimming
Six
mentalintentions a-laying
Five
sha-a-a-adow_bums
Four
pwnedbypots
Three gundams
Two completing missions
...and a self-destruction in a pear tree.
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Trowa and Quatre and o ZERO you kind of suck
Dec. 8th, 2006 | 01:39 pm
mood:
dropping dead
SO. Writing this when I’ve had about an hour’s sleep in the last thirty hours is probably not the best idea I’ve ever had, but when have I ever had good sane ideas, right? :D Wow, the number of times I had to retype that sentence for typos should be illegal. Besides, what’s a girl to do at nine in the morning with about six (at least I think it’s six?) more hours to kill. ESSAY OF COURSE.
Any incoherency or retardedness is directly related to Heero-mun’s lack of sleep and is not in any way linked to her natural state of being. Of course.
( Saving Trowa... or not. Sry. )
Uh, wow. If you read through allllll of that, CONGRATS. You deserve some kind of prize or something. I'm... going to go take a nap now. And I know that when I wake up, I'm going to die a little inside on how stupid and high on caffeine and sugar I sound. |Db TRUST ESSAYS COMING NEXT.
Any incoherency or retardedness is directly related to Heero-mun’s lack of sleep and is not in any way linked to her natural state of being. Of course.
( Saving Trowa... or not. Sry. )
Uh, wow. If you read through allllll of that, CONGRATS. You deserve some kind of prize or something. I'm... going to go take a nap now. And I know that when I wake up, I'm going to die a little inside on how stupid and high on caffeine and sugar I sound. |Db TRUST ESSAYS COMING NEXT.
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(no subject)
Dec. 6th, 2006 | 03:51 pm
| You Should Be An Aquarius |
![]() What's good about you: philosophical and idealistic, you are a great thinker What's bad about you: you require a lot of space - it's hard to get close to you In love: you're quirky and playful, but you hate to be smothered In friendship, you're: likely to have many acquaintances and very few good friends Your ideal job: pilot, snow boarder, or science fiction writer Your sense of fashion: unconventional, unique outfits that turn heads You like to pig out on: anything with garlic or unique spices |
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Trust Meme!
Nov. 27th, 2006 | 08:59 pm
mood:
restless
Like the subject line says. Comment here and I will eventually rate Heero's trust of you from 1-10. And I just know there's something grammatically wrong with that sentence
Low scores will be common be, uh, it's Heero. Yes.
Low scores will be common be, uh, it's Heero. Yes.
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(no subject)
Nov. 14th, 2006 | 07:20 pm
Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, Overall, I've been naughty (-5041 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
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ZERO
Oct. 16th, 2006 | 09:35 pm
mood:
cold
Since all the Wing mobile suits are in the simulators now, including Wing ZERO and Epyon with the mindraping ZERO system, I thought I'd post this little (extensive) essay I found on the system a while back. Note: found, not wrote so no credits to me. Unfortunately, the site either closed down or was eaten by the interweb because I haven't been able to find it again. Which sucks cuz a) I can't credit them, and b) the essay isn't finished. D: But the main points are down, so that's not a big deal.
Anyways, some of the speculations as to how the system works isn't exactly canon simply because canon doesn't really tell us anything about how the system works, just that it's crazy and insane, but I thought it was fairly logical and the results were right in tune with canon, so. For those of you who've always wanted to know~
( I present to you: the ZERO system~~ )</>
Anyways, some of the speculations as to how the system works isn't exactly canon simply because canon doesn't really tell us anything about how the system works, just that it's crazy and insane, but I thought it was fairly logical and the results were right in tune with canon, so. For those of you who've always wanted to know~
( I present to you: the ZERO system~~ )</>
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All-purpose relationship meme
Oct. 11th, 2006 | 05:20 pm
mood:
energetic
Sooo, in the spirit of procrastination and not doing my work, here's a shiny relationship meme for Heero! I think he's been in camp for enough time to do one of these, and it'll stay open until... whenever. Come, ask what Heero thinks of you, or tell me what your characters think of him. :D
And um, unless you're commenting with the specific journal, tell me which characters because I fail ok? GO
And um, unless you're commenting with the specific journal, tell me which characters because I fail ok? GO
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.... baaaaa
Oct. 10th, 2006 | 09:43 pm
mood:
bored
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slightly overdue canon-ish essay
Sep. 28th, 2006 | 06:53 pm
mood:
accomplished
So, finally getting down to an essay for Heero when really I should be doing English essaying, BUT. Just as a note as to what I consider GW canons and what I’ll essentially be drawing Heero’s personality and whatnot from are the official series (anime version, although I’m not sure if there’s much difference), the Endless Waltz OVA, and the Episode Zero manga segments.
( See Heero-mun fail at staying on track )
Oh gosh, ok. If you actually read all that, congratulations. 'Twas long. ALSO. If you disagree/think differently about any of the things I've said here, please let me know. I don't pretend to completely understand Heero and yes, tell me what I'm possibly getting wrong. Please? :D
( See Heero-mun fail at staying on track )
Oh gosh, ok. If you actually read all that, congratulations. 'Twas long. ALSO. If you disagree/think differently about any of the things I've said here, please let me know. I don't pretend to completely understand Heero and yes, tell me what I'm possibly getting wrong. Please? :D
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Tarot meme
Sep. 19th, 2006 | 06:42 pm
mood:
thoughtful
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Thank you!
Sep. 13th, 2006 | 10:26 pm
mood:
grateful
Paid time and icons? Thank you! Very, very much, yes.
Um, is there anything I can do for you? Which, atm, is kind of limited to drabbles, BUT. Feel free to ask, or hey, save it for later when I get used to camp canon a little more. :D
IN ANY CASE.
&hearts
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Permission/Stats meme
Sep. 13th, 2006 | 08:06 pm
Name: Heero Yuy (ヒイロ・ユイ)
Nicknames: Red One, Black Alpha, Zero-One
Height: 156 cm (about 5’2)
Weight: 45 kg (about 99 lbs)
Hair: Dark brown/ Moss green
Eyes: Prussian blue
Blood Type: A
Build: Trim, short-ish, very lean. Trained as a soldier so he’s in excellent physical condition.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him:
I can’t think of anything not okay right at the moment… However, talking about killing little girls with puppies will bring out his emo and angst, in his own unique fashion (which may or may not include talking to his Gundam and asking it questions about the meaning of life). Oh, and just mind the canon note I have at the end. Telling him that his mission’s a joke at the beginning will not be the best idea either.
Abilities:
Well, he is nicknamed the Perfect Soldier, so that should say something. Um, he was raised to be an assassin by Odin Lowe (who was the assassin responsible for the original Heero Yuy’s death) as a child and we really don’t know anything about Heero’s life before that. As far as we know, he’s always been trained to be a soldier/assassin/killing machine. He can pull a gun out of seemingly nowhere, has excellent aim and reflexes, and can kick ass with a gundam, in fencing, or in hand-to-hand combat. Heero also sets his own broken bones and, I imagine, any dislocated joints too.
Non-combat skills include hacking, horseback riding, ballroom dancing, aaaand I get the feeling there is more but I will (maybe) have to add later if they come to me.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?:
For the first two, just poke me on AIM or by email and it’ll probably be a go. The latter two, sure, go ahead. I cannot promise that he will not pull a gun on you though. XD;
Maim/Murder/Death:
I have no problems with people picking fights with Heero, even though he’ll likely just walk away unless you threaten him physically. (That is, once he gets over the fact that camp is not a big OZ base.) Broken bones, dislocation, bruises, whatever are all good, since he can, and will, er, treat those himself. I’d just ask that there is no severe maiming as I’d like Heero to retain command of all his limbs. Death? Probably not without good reason, and definitely not this early. Poke me though if you really want and we can talk. ^^
Cooking:
I don’t think we’ve ever seen Heero cook in the series, but seeing as he probably lives alone after GW and will have to fend for himself, I’m going to hazard that he can cook, but not well. I’m sure he’s not too picky about food, being a soldier and all.
Kissing/Hugging:
Um, um. Probably not a good idea. Heero isn’t the most social, touchy-feely person around and he wouldn’t be comfortable with random physical contact. If you’re hurt, and someone “safe”, then that’s another story and I get the feeling he’d perform CPR if necessary, but not just touching for the sake of it. Patting his shoulder, or touching his arm to get his attention is no big deal, but slinging an arm around him is eeeeeh (unless you happen to be Duo, XD;). You can try other stuff, I suppose, but don’t expect any kind of positive response, if there is one at all.
Notes for the Psychics:
He is not always so stoic and calm beneath the surface. Not that surprising considering his philosophy of living life by one’s emotions. Also, his "gundam pilot" status is currently kind of a secret. It's ok if you know, but let me know before ousting, k? ^^
Anything Else?:
Only that I’m pulling Heero from after Fortress Barge, but before Libra/White Fang. So, as far as Heero is concerned, OZ is still the enemy (well, sort of, even though his view of ‘enemy’ shifted after his little heart-to-heart with Treize), Duo and Wufei are who-knows-where in space, Trowa is still status unknown, and Quatre is in the Sanc Kingdom. (And I may have bent time a little because he has Zero and he maybe shouldn’t yet. XP)
Nicknames: Red One, Black Alpha, Zero-One
Height: 156 cm (about 5’2)
Weight: 45 kg (about 99 lbs)
Hair: Dark brown/ Moss green
Eyes: Prussian blue
Blood Type: A
Build: Trim, short-ish, very lean. Trained as a soldier so he’s in excellent physical condition.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him:
I can’t think of anything not okay right at the moment… However, talking about killing little girls with puppies will bring out his emo and angst, in his own unique fashion (which may or may not include talking to his Gundam and asking it questions about the meaning of life). Oh, and just mind the canon note I have at the end. Telling him that his mission’s a joke at the beginning will not be the best idea either.
Abilities:
Well, he is nicknamed the Perfect Soldier, so that should say something. Um, he was raised to be an assassin by Odin Lowe (who was the assassin responsible for the original Heero Yuy’s death) as a child and we really don’t know anything about Heero’s life before that. As far as we know, he’s always been trained to be a soldier/assassin/killing machine. He can pull a gun out of seemingly nowhere, has excellent aim and reflexes, and can kick ass with a gundam, in fencing, or in hand-to-hand combat. Heero also sets his own broken bones and, I imagine, any dislocated joints too.
Non-combat skills include hacking, horseback riding, ballroom dancing, aaaand I get the feeling there is more but I will (maybe) have to add later if they come to me.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?:
For the first two, just poke me on AIM or by email and it’ll probably be a go. The latter two, sure, go ahead. I cannot promise that he will not pull a gun on you though. XD;
Maim/Murder/Death:
I have no problems with people picking fights with Heero, even though he’ll likely just walk away unless you threaten him physically. (That is, once he gets over the fact that camp is not a big OZ base.) Broken bones, dislocation, bruises, whatever are all good, since he can, and will, er, treat those himself. I’d just ask that there is no severe maiming as I’d like Heero to retain command of all his limbs. Death? Probably not without good reason, and definitely not this early. Poke me though if you really want and we can talk. ^^
Cooking:
I don’t think we’ve ever seen Heero cook in the series, but seeing as he probably lives alone after GW and will have to fend for himself, I’m going to hazard that he can cook, but not well. I’m sure he’s not too picky about food, being a soldier and all.
Kissing/Hugging:
Um, um. Probably not a good idea. Heero isn’t the most social, touchy-feely person around and he wouldn’t be comfortable with random physical contact. If you’re hurt, and someone “safe”, then that’s another story and I get the feeling he’d perform CPR if necessary, but not just touching for the sake of it. Patting his shoulder, or touching his arm to get his attention is no big deal, but slinging an arm around him is eeeeeh (unless you happen to be Duo, XD;). You can try other stuff, I suppose, but don’t expect any kind of positive response, if there is one at all.
Notes for the Psychics:
He is not always so stoic and calm beneath the surface. Not that surprising considering his philosophy of living life by one’s emotions. Also, his "gundam pilot" status is currently kind of a secret. It's ok if you know, but let me know before ousting, k? ^^
Anything Else?:
Only that I’m pulling Heero from after Fortress Barge, but before Libra/White Fang. So, as far as Heero is concerned, OZ is still the enemy (well, sort of, even though his view of ‘enemy’ shifted after his little heart-to-heart with Treize), Duo and Wufei are who-knows-where in space, Trowa is still status unknown, and Quatre is in the Sanc Kingdom. (And I may have bent time a little because he has Zero and he maybe shouldn’t yet. XP)
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obligatory application post
Sep. 13th, 2006 | 05:48 pm
mood:
cheerful
Your Name/Alias: Pandora/ Jasmine
Age: 16
Character: Heero Yuy
Series: Gundam Wing
Character Age: 15
Canon: Gundam Wing is the third in a long line of many similar space mobile suit series, noted for its giant fighting mechas, insanely young (and pretty!) soldier-protagonists, and lots of large, shiny explosions.
Heero Yuy is one of five young men, all around 15, who are sent to Earth as guerrilla fighters against the military organization known as OZ. He is shown to be the most capable of the small team, trained and raised to be a Perfect Soldier. The pilot of first the Wing Gundam, and later the Wing Zero, Heero completes his missions with deadly efficiency and dedication, not even hesitating to take his own life if need be. While all this may make him appear ruthless, stoic, and emotionless, his motto in life is actually that the best way to live life is by following one’s emotions. And he does—just apparently not on the battlefield. Or rather, Heero is able to carefully separate his emotions and not let them distract him from his tasks. He is also impossibly gifted in a variety of activities including, but not limited to, basketball, hacking, horseback riding, and fencing.
Sample Post:
There have been recent reports of a suspicious region on Earth. Perhaps OZ has set up a new training camp, or a base for more mobile doll production. Investigation appears to be the best course of action at this time as I have been unable to secure any other reliable information.
0900: Depart for “Camp Fuck You Die”.
1300: Target location reached. Infiltration—successful. It doesn’t look like a military camp, but appearances can be deceiving.
Preliminary assessment of base security measures:
Wards set around the perimeters— exact coordinates and power source unknown. Managed to reduce Zero to a fraction of its usual size, rendering it largely ineffective unless countermeasures are taken to dismantle the ward. Threat level: potentially problematic. (Note: Look into reversing the effects on Zero for a start; its new tendency to beep and flash is irritating and could endanger the mission.)
Gorillas— Earlier attempts to immobilize and use for infiltration purposes have confirmed that they are real despite their odd colouring as opposed to guards in suits. Strong, but lacking in speed and intelligence. Threat level: low.
Unidentifed Corpses Capable of Movement (hereby called UCCMs)— most prominent and numerous security feature. Likely results of failed biotechnology experimentations. OZ is using them as target practice for the trainees. Most effective way of neutralizing appears to be a 9mm to the head region. Threat level: negligible.
I have also compiled a list of new, yet-to-be-deciphered OZ codes, the most common of which are “fuckyoudie”, “moogle” (suspect this to be a new drug; have heard hearsay of “saving” and “revival”), and “tentacle monster” (believe this to refer to a new mobile suit model). I will conduct further investigations and –
Addendum: There are also talking birds. Threat level and purpose unknown. Possibly intended to be spy devices.
… Affirmative, that is where I keep my gun, and no, I am not “just happy to see you”.
Most effective method of neutralization: see “UCCMs”.
Heero Yuy, out.
//
Voting thread here.
Age: 16
Character: Heero Yuy
Series: Gundam Wing
Character Age: 15
Canon: Gundam Wing is the third in a long line of many similar space mobile suit series, noted for its giant fighting mechas, insanely young (and pretty!) soldier-protagonists, and lots of large, shiny explosions.
Heero Yuy is one of five young men, all around 15, who are sent to Earth as guerrilla fighters against the military organization known as OZ. He is shown to be the most capable of the small team, trained and raised to be a Perfect Soldier. The pilot of first the Wing Gundam, and later the Wing Zero, Heero completes his missions with deadly efficiency and dedication, not even hesitating to take his own life if need be. While all this may make him appear ruthless, stoic, and emotionless, his motto in life is actually that the best way to live life is by following one’s emotions. And he does—just apparently not on the battlefield. Or rather, Heero is able to carefully separate his emotions and not let them distract him from his tasks. He is also impossibly gifted in a variety of activities including, but not limited to, basketball, hacking, horseback riding, and fencing.
Sample Post:
There have been recent reports of a suspicious region on Earth. Perhaps OZ has set up a new training camp, or a base for more mobile doll production. Investigation appears to be the best course of action at this time as I have been unable to secure any other reliable information.
0900: Depart for “Camp Fuck You Die”.
1300: Target location reached. Infiltration—successful. It doesn’t look like a military camp, but appearances can be deceiving.
Preliminary assessment of base security measures:
Wards set around the perimeters— exact coordinates and power source unknown. Managed to reduce Zero to a fraction of its usual size, rendering it largely ineffective unless countermeasures are taken to dismantle the ward. Threat level: potentially problematic. (Note: Look into reversing the effects on Zero for a start; its new tendency to beep and flash is irritating and could endanger the mission.)
Gorillas— Earlier attempts to immobilize and use for infiltration purposes have confirmed that they are real despite their odd colouring as opposed to guards in suits. Strong, but lacking in speed and intelligence. Threat level: low.
Unidentifed Corpses Capable of Movement (hereby called UCCMs)— most prominent and numerous security feature. Likely results of failed biotechnology experimentations. OZ is using them as target practice for the trainees. Most effective way of neutralizing appears to be a 9mm to the head region. Threat level: negligible.
I have also compiled a list of new, yet-to-be-deciphered OZ codes, the most common of which are “fuckyoudie”, “moogle” (suspect this to be a new drug; have heard hearsay of “saving” and “revival”), and “tentacle monster” (believe this to refer to a new mobile suit model). I will conduct further investigations and –
Addendum: There are also talking birds. Threat level and purpose unknown. Possibly intended to be spy devices.
… Affirmative, that is where I keep my gun, and no, I am not “just happy to see you”.
Most effective method of neutralization: see “UCCMs”.
Heero Yuy, out.
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